I love you, but you're a prick
You love me, but I'm a dick
Everyone can be a shit
A little shit, sometimes
You love him, but he's a prick
She loves me, 'cause I'm a bitch
Everyone can be a dick
Oh, be a prick, sometimes
Would you talk shit about me
To all your friends, when I'm not around
I just get paranoid
'Cause I know I bad-mouth you
And say that I could never love that girl
But that's all just a ploy
'Cause I love you, but you're a bitch
You love me, but I'm a prick
We are all just little shits
Just little shits, sometimes
You love him, but he's a prick
She loves me, 'cause I'm a bitch
Everyone can be a dick
Oh, be a prick, sometimes
If you're not into
Poly-amorous relationships, oh well
You'll have to say goodbye
'Cause I believe we can't be tied
To just one asshole at a time
Have as many as you like
I love you, but you're a prick
You love me, but I'm a dick
Everyone can be a shit
A little shit, sometimes
You love him, but he's a prick
She loves me, 'cause I'm a bitch
Everyone can be a dick
Oh, be a prick, sometimes