Behind the keys I sit down
Trying to pretend that i know what I'm doing
What do you call someone
Who doesn't know how to play but they play anyway
I'm a sloppy Pianist
I'm a sloppy Pianist
I mainly play guitar
But I refuse to learn
But what I do gets by
It'll work for you, but its not my best try
So deal with it
What did you expect
I'm a sloppy pianist
I'm a sloppy Pianist
I'm a sloppy Penis