James Miller - Baby Daddy Lyrics

Verse I

[Female]

Aw shit I can't believe it I'm on this show again
After this round Maury I'm swearin off men
11th time now to find my baby daddy
These the last 2 guys and one a them drives a Caddy
And he told me that he loves me (Maury I ain't said shit!)
Just admit this' your baby (That's not definite)
That's not what you said last nite around 6
When you came to hotel room cryin like a bitch
Tellin me you got 2 kids and don't know what to do
Cause child support payments for them were killin you
Yet you got the nerve to think big ballin is fine
Just don't quit your day job cause yo ass is mine
Yeah, I slept with a couple guys, maybe a few
But we're down to the wire, and the daddy is you
So no matter what you say, nothing you can do
I'll tell you like you told me, baby you're screwed

Verse II

[Female]

Maury I brought him here and I don't even know why
First he couldn't get it up then he started to cry
He was killin my high and the sex to come
No lie Maury minute later and he was done

[Male]

Maury you gotta help me, I watch you on the daily
I want to be a father but this girl drives me crazy
Yes we had sex it lasted for a minute
It could have been longer but my heart wasn't in it
I swear I'm not the father I used protection
Plus I was high lost my erection
Fell off the bed busted my head
Awoke the next day in a hospital bed
As god is my witness, judge and jury
It wasn't me but you don't have to believe
You got the results, read them right away
So before I leave this show I can say

Verse III

[Male]

Let me break it on down for you slow
4 cousins, 2 brothers, 1 hoe
Want a good time that's where you go
I was drunk so I went with the flow
Now she comin round talking bout (Baby Daddy)
Since I wear nice clothes and drive a caddy
Wanna bring me on stage and then attack me
(This yo baby!) He don't look like me!
As for comin to your room, that just ain't right
I was at the bar all night watchin the fight
And I got no kids Maury, she makin it up
Like all these lies here, she pressin her luck
Wanted to clear my name so I called the trick
And everything I said she took and twisted it
Should've listened to my lawyer and just plead the 5th
Then I wouldn't have to be going through this shit
But I'm here now so get on with it
So I can leave this stage going something like this