Well sometimes life is hard to handle
When you're burnin' both ends of that blue collar candle
You need a solution to wash those worries away
Well they've got what you need and ice cold bucket seats at your
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Where they've been anticipatin' what ya want
No terms or conditions apply
But the offer's only valid under neon signs
Where the Bud is red and Bud Light's blue
They've got 2 for 1's from 10 'till 2 at your
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Where your troubles disappear like magic
No bosses naggin', just good time havin'
Friendly folks who're just like you and me
If I guaranteed that good times could be found
Tell me what else would you need for me to get you down to your
Local Participatin' Honky Tonk
Where they've been anticipatin' what ya want
No terms or conditions apply
But the offer's only valid under neon signs
Where the Bud is red and Bud Light's blue
They've got 2 for 1's from 10 'till 2 at your
Local Participatin' Honky Tonk
Tell me what's it gonna take to get you in today to your
Local Participatin' Honky Tonk
Where they've been anticipatin' what ya want
No terms or conditions apply
But the offer's only valid under neon signs
Where the Bud is red and Bud Light's blue
They've got 2 for 1's from 10 'till 2 at your
Local Participatin' Honky Tonk
They've got open tables just waiitin' for you
So grab your friends and head down to your
Local Participatin' Honky Tonk
Come on down to the Honky Tonk
No credit check, but I do need to see an ID