I've never went to Bombay
I never even been to India
I've never seen outside of Canada
So, Batten down the hatches
Drop the weight out of the bomb bay doors
Watch the town you grew up burn
Is this vastness out of reach?
In the middle east they look so sheikh
Could I be another Sikh
I'm sick of living on a leash
There's A hungry mouth for every peach
I heard about it from a teacher
I never touched a toucan
You left to see the rain fall on the plains
Two can play at that game
I've never been to Pakistan
I never even of heard of tabbouleh
Pack you bags, we leavin today! Yeah
I've never been to Bombay
I've never even seen a crocodile
It don't take much to thrill
You livin in your backyard
Smell the wash on a cold winter day
They love you here, why not stay?