[ Featuring the Cooks ]
Well, they met each other in high school
In that beautiful little town
He was a football player
And she was the top of the class
They both went off to state college
On scholarships and grants
He was a beer drinkin quarterback
And she was the top of her class
Thereafter a splendid wedding
After all those salad days
They got jobs in St Louis
And hoped for a family
One plus one makes two in math and all that stuff
But One and one might be three when you're in love
One and one is two when things are going smooth
But one plus one comes to three when times
They had two kids together
And tried the cozy life
But the beer drinkin quarterback
Didn't think beer was enough
He started strayin around
Worse than an old tom cat
And before they knew what was goin' on
They didn't know where they were at
One and one makes two in math and all that stuff
But One and one might be three when you're in love
One and one makes two when things are going smooth
But one plus one comes to three when times
One and one makes two in math and all that stuff
But One and one might be three when you're in love
One and one makes two when things are going smooth
But one and one makes three when things go bad
One and one equals two when things are going smooth
But one and one comes to three when times
