Jay the Greater & G Bird - Jaynon G Lyrics

I am, far from ordinary, posted at the mortuary
Killin' time spittin' with the bodies I bury
They should be honored, all my victims get a suit and tie
So they lookin' super fly when the coroner arrive
Fresh to death, that was the cause and the motive
Rappers wanna die in vain, so the caskets are open
Give em one last chance to floss the gold and the clothes
I slice throats if you bite flows, casket is closed
You think that you can f*ck with me, I'd love to let you down
Six feet beneath where I won't hear you make a sound
Even if you could I'd prolly only hear a mumble
Please don't make me regret not smacking you with the shovel
Cruel and unusual is takin' it lightly
Should I be flattered or offended if you sound just like me?
They say that imitation the sincerest form of flattery
But it's different when the image you represent is a parody

Who came to save the day and rock the stage?
Who came to kick some ass and take names?
It's Jay, Non, G (Say what, say what)
Say Jay, Non, G(Say what, say what)
Who came to turn the town upside down?
Who came to change the way the game sound?
It's Jay, Non, G (Say what, say what)
Say Jay, Non, G(Say what, say what)

I ain't gonna settle for nothin' less than impressive
So I might have to register my pen as a lethal weapon
I got sixteen bars of ammunition on lined paper
Designed to disintegrate entire skyscrapers
Hi haters, I dunno if you're out there
I don't think we're the kind of people you compare
Come prepared come the night of performance
Before you know it, you're hooked before the end of the chorus
We're a duo the likes of which have never been witnessed
Result of a couple kids and their twisted experiments
Wade through a sea of empty Arizona cans
You might see first hand what happens in our lab
Frankenstein could've taken some notes
I'm stitchin' together synonyms like limbs to a torso
Take tokes while reciting all the game that I wrote
Mind's blown, manifesting many things that I spoke

Who came to save the day and rock the stage?
Who came to kick some ass and take names?
It's Jay, Non, G (Say what, say what)
Say Jay, Non, G(Say what, say what)
Who came to turn the town upside down?
Who came to change the way the game sound?
It's Jay, Non, G (Say what, say what)
Say Jay, Non, G(Say what, say what)

Jaynon G the epitome of an oddity
Eccentric at best, and that's just putting it mildly
At least we're up front, in public we act moderately
Y'all been putting up fronts, showing off your hipocrisy
Jaynon G is an anomaly for all to see
In the sticks, behind the bush, burnin' up trees
In the back of the woods, burning blunts to tree stumps
Timberland kicks equivalent to bass thumps
Jaynon G was a good idea
That had started off bad until we poured the tequila
The next round is on us, we buyin em by the liter
But we need to negotiate if we talkin' 'bout a feature
Jaynon G is the moment that you know
You spent too much time outside your comfort zone
But you didn't even care because of all the excitement
And you realize the two of us are not all hype, man

Who came to save the day and rock the stage?
Who came to kick some ass and take names?
It's Jay, Non, G (Say what, say what)
Say Jay, Non, G(Say what, say what)
Who came to turn the town upside down?
Who came to change the way the game sound?
It's Jay, Non, G (Say what, say what)
Say Jay, Non, G(Say what, say what)