Let me start by telling you a little story
Revitalize myself into my older former glory
Ain't got much to confess
Take this shit off my chest
You want to hear from the best
Please meet my special guest
When I was just a youngin' I asked her to the dance
And she said she'd like to see me it sounded like a good plan
So I got her pretty flowers and even a little necklace
But what had happened after would leave you a little helpless
She called me up and said no
Didn't want to go
Man what the f*ck
She called me up and then she broke my heart
Couldn't even go to school I had to sit with her in art
Man that shit did suck
And it was just my luck
She hit me with a truck
And couldn't give a f*ck
But my friend made me go
Didn't have a pretty date so I didn't really know
But I figured why not and got myself all dressed
But I was feeling pretty shitty that I'd never touch her breasts
Looking back that was f*cked up of her
I'm sure she didn't mean it didn't know what we were
But I liked her so bad
And she tore out my heart and made me feel real sad
But I got over
Stupid dance don't give a shit
Without K Lynch then I probably would have f*ckin' quit
Can't wait to blow up so this shit can finally be a hit
If you ever hear this baby just know I'm not over it
I thought she was so cool
She treated me so cruel
Moral of the story is don't get your hopes up
She still went to the dance and even tried to say hey what's up
But I kept on going like I didn't give a f*ck
But that moment for me man it always really kind of stuck
That shit really hurt
Glad to know my worth
Know my place on this earth
Yes, yes I do
I hope she actually hears this
How crazy would that be
Maybe we'll get married or something
Something like that
Maybe
Nah f*ck that f*ck that