I'm a scary monster and I'm coming to get you
I'm a scary monster - do you know what monsters do? Well
I'm a scary monster, so I probably should show you
Because I can not have you thinking
That us monsters don't know what we're doing
When it comes to scaring
Little people like you
Us monsters wiggle you around
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Us monsters tip you upside down
Weeeeeeeeee
Us monsters tickle you on the ground
Tickle tickle tickle tickle
Tickle tickle tickle tickle
Us monsters make a scary sound
RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
I'm a scary monster and I'm really not too pleased
Because every time I try scare you, well you just laugh at me
Well I'm a scary monster so could you just be scared please? Because
I can not have the other monsters thinking
That I don't know what I'm doing
When it comes to scaring
Little people like you
Us monsters wiggle you around
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Us monsters tip you upside down
Weeeeeeeeee
Us monsters tickle you on the ground
Tickle tickle tickle tickle
Tickle tickle tickle tickle
Us monsters make a scary sound
RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
I'm a scary monster but things have changed since last verse
Because I've come to realise, that at scaring, well I'm worst
So I had a meeting with the boss of scary monsters Merv
And he said "Look we cannot have the children thinking
That we don't know what we're doing
When it comes to scaring so we'll have to let you go" but
I said "No, Merv, no, Merv, no no NO
See you can't fire someone who's already quit! Yeah
I quit being scary, and instead I will be silly,
And I'll make the little children laugh
The children like this one
Us monsters wiggle you around
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Us monsters tip you upside down
Weeeeeeeeee
Us monsters tickle you on the ground
Tickle tickle tickle tickle
Tickle tickle tickle tickle
Us monsters make a silly sound
Bok bok bok mooo AAAARGH
I'm a silly monster