Jeffrey & Joy Pilots - Yoga Journal Lyrics

They're gonna put me, on the cover
Of the Yoga Journal
I'm gonna smile
When the take my picture
With my leg behind my head
In between the pages that sell everything
From retreats with the Balinese to vegan cheese
I will be there featured, a model of purity
Showcased in the Whole Foods Market
Next to Garden and Gun
In the copy, it will say
"Here's a Yogi and a rocker
Oh! How he suffered
And was saved
'Cos he screams the
Names of God
Aw right
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare! Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare
You can't sell Yoga in a magazine
Just like the Tao that is talked about is not the Tao
And in the end, we do the best we can
If we can't be happy
At least we can look good in Lulu Lemon
They gonna put me, on the cover
Of the Yoga Journal
I'm gonna smile, when they take my picture
With leg behind my head
In padmasana and my gitar
Kukutasana and eye line
With a peace sign and a hamburger