Are you trying to hurt my feelings
Because if so, you are succeeding
Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man
Your hair smells like shampoo
And your finger nails of cheese
What?
You literally eat like seven cheese sticks everyday
Your social skills suck
And I can go on...
Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
Because if so, you are succeeding
Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the normal speed
You have poodle hair
You overanalyze everything
You have different modesty standards than me
And you're flaky
Are you trying to hurt my feelings
Because if so, you are succeeding
Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the normal speed
My feelings regenerate at twice the normal speed