I don't like you. You don't like me. We don't try to
We work together. We hate each other. So what should we do
1! 2! 1, 2, 3, 4
I want to punch you in the face! HEY! Kick your ass all over the place! HO
Only one thing for me to say! HEY! Merry Christmas anyway
Merry Christmas anyway
So there you have it, your seasons' greeting, I hope you get coal
But yeah, it's Christmas, we're secret Santas. You're still an asshole
Ho! Ho! Ho-ho-ho-ho
You want to punch me in the face! HEY! Kick my ass all over the place! HO
Only one thing for you to say! HEY! Merry Christmas anyway
Merry Christmas anyway
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la
I want to punch you in the face! HEY! Kick your ass all over the place! HO
Only one thing for me to say! HEY! Merry Christmas anyway
Merry Christmas anyway
We want to punch you in the face! HEY! Kick your ass all over the place! HO
Only one thing for us to say! HEY! Merry Christmas anyway
Merry Christmas anyway
1! 2! 1, 2, 3, go
We want to punch you in the face! HEY! Kick your ass all over the place! HO
Only one thing for us to say! HEY! Merry Christmas anyway
Merry Christmas anyway
Break your jaw, knock out your teeth! HEY
Strangle you to death with a Christmas wreath! HO
Gonna be hard for you to say! HEY
Merry Christmas anyway
Merry Christmas anyway