Jester's Heart - Urban Commando Lyrics

Counts reps at the gym, got his gear in black
Paintball plonker, thinks he's got the knack
Seen all the movies, knows every line
Job in Retail, drives a German car

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime
Looking for action, but none's his own
Thinks he's smooth, thinks he's tough
Last proper fight he had was at nursery

Tactical vest, but no mission in sight
Poses in mirrors like it's fight night
He plays the hero in his daydream scenes
Whatever you say, he has done one better

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime
Looking for action, but none's his own
Thinks he's smooth, thinks he's tough
Last proper fight he had was at nursery

A picture of himself on his phone lock screen
Beautified filters from 10 years ago
Checking out dating sites as he sits on the bog
Telling stories about what he does for a Job

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime
Looking for action, but none's his own
Thinks he's smooth, thinks he's tough
Last proper fight he had was at nursery

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime.
Urban commando, all show, no go.
Last proper fight he had was at nursery.
And a little girl beat him, thankfully, nobody knows.