I live like a freshman
I still have a roommate
I even moved to Brooklyn
I still need a roommate
I bet you didn't know
I don't make much for this show
And when I go home
I still have a roommate
I cook on a hot plate
Unless I order pizza
You should see the boxes
This was my dream when I was 13
And now that it's true
I wish I was you
You don't have a roommate
You own your own building
You have a flat-screen TV
You never followed your dreams
They're not what they seem
They're never what they seem [Repeats]
I live like a freshman
I still have a roommate
We walk to the Laundry