Hey Wendell, where are you now, I searched online but nothing found
I wonder what you've done and what you've become
Wendell, you were the first for me, we were both stoned and seventeen
After our date at the Denny's we got it on, we got it on
It didn't last too long
Hey Robin, I typed in your name, nothing came up so I'm afraid
I'll never know exactly why you broke up with me
But it turned out okay, met someone else on that same day
Her name was Jenny and I wrote her that song
It didn't last too long
And the list goes on
These are some of the people that I
I went out with before I met you
These are some of the people that I
Thought would be the one
Oh Billy, my how you changed, you lost your hair and gained that weight
I wonder if I look that bad too
Have you kept up with my career, do you still wish that you were near
I hope that you regret you f*cked my best friend, Marilyn
Marilyn
These are some of the people that I
I went out with before I met you
These are some of the people that I
Thought would be the one
Hey Alex, now what do I do, went on Classmates and I found you
Do I pay extra for your address and phone
No, I'll leave it alone
I got a new love in my life, I think that this one could be right
If not, I'll add another verse to this song
And the list goes on
These are some of the people that I
I went out with before I met you
These are some of the people that I
Thought would be the one
These are some of the people that I
Thought would last and make me happy
These are some of the people that I
Thought would be the one
Hey Wendell, where are you now?
Hey Wendell, where are you now?