If I buy my baby a gun
She might shoot everyone
If I buy my baby a gun
Gonna buy my baby a gun
If I let her watch TV
She might become as stupid as me
If I let her watch TV
Gonna let her watch TV
If I send my baby to school
She might become a brainwashed fool
If I send my baby to school
Gonna send my baby to school
If I send her off to war
She might be a murderous whore
If I send her off to war
Gotta send her off to war
Now everyone is dead
Dead dead deadidy dead
Now everyone is dead
Except for my daughter and me obviously cos I'm singing
Now everyone is dead
Dead dead deadidy dead
Now everyone is dead
Everyone is dead