Wakin' up early
Workin' all day
Soon as I walk through the door
Pug is humpin' my leg
Oh lord
Don't know what to do with this pug
Ohhh yeah
Going crazy with this pug
Walking by the laundry
Almost stepped in poo
Stroll back to fetch a drink
Poo near my shoe
Oh lord
You're driving me nuts with this pug
Ohhhh lord
I need a break from this pug
Walk anywhere
He's 5 millimeters near
Whisper a fart outside
And he's howling "the end is near"
Oh lord
What am I gonna do with this pug
Ohhh yeah
Please grace me freedom from these pugs
Barkin' at the tube
Barkin' at the door
Did a pen drop on Mars?
Better bark some more
Oh lord
Please give me peace from this pug
Ohhh yeah
Thy will be done, quiet that freakin' pug!