I love Christmas
But don't care for austerity (I'd rather be)
In a lakehouse with a view (or two)
And do whatever I want to do
So I love Christmas
As frostbite kicks me in the chest (it's just the best)
I'm looking forward to May
As I fall asleep on the concrete floor
And drink myself to sleep
I see you all flock to have a good time
To drink and laugh all while I'm
Dreaming of the useless shit
Those stupid parents buy their kids
January can't come fast enough
So you can all return your stuff
As you pass me by
And wonder why I cry
It's because I love Christmas
But don't care for austerity (I'd rather be)
In a lakehouse with a view (or two)
And do whatever I want to do
So I love Christmas
As frostbite kicks me in the chest (it's just the best)
I'm looking forward to May
As I fall asleep on the concrete floor
And drink myself to sleep