[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
At the school the band attended
He was the son of a teacher man
Whose neighbour was quite easily offended
He was the son of a teacher man
He played the drums with considerable pizzazz
While simultaneously looking at jazz
He had a spunk stain on his tie
He was the dad of a teacher's son
It made us laugh, it made him cry
He was the dad of a teacher's son
Kwite played the drums while looking at smut
His run-down garage was no more than a hut
Now this song has nearly ended
He was the son of a teacher man
Least said, soonest mended
