[ Featuring Kevin Murphy, Carrie Hope Fletcher, Laurence O'Keefe, Dominic Andersen, Christopher Chung, Sophie Isaacs, T'shan Williams ]
Dad says "Act your age"
You heard the man, it's time to rage
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool
Punch the wall and start a fight
Ain't nobody home tonight
His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
Big fun!
We're up 'til dawn
Having some big fun
Big fun
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun
Big fun
Big fun, woo!
So, it's salt, then shot, then lime
Very important to get the order right
Ooh, you're a natural, just like my mom
Veronica, you're looking good tonight!
Whoa
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery
Brainiac cleans up all right
Veronica is hot tonight
Freaked, tweaked, head's a blur
How did I get so popular?
Don't get close, you might ignite
Veronica is hot tonight
Dreams are coming true
When people laugh, but not at you
I'm not alone, I'm not afraid
I feel like Bono at Live Aid
The house is ours
It's time for big fun
Big fun
Let's use their showers
That sounds like
Big fun
Big fun
Crack open one more case
I think that's what they call "third base"
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun
I'm actually having
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun, woo!
Yo Rottweilers, what is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
Gonna make 'em go whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
The party's hot hot hot
It's time for big fun
Big fun!
You need a jello shot
We're having big fun
Big fun
Martha Dumptruck in the flesh
Here comes the Cootie Squad
We should
Shut up, Heather
Sorry, Heather
Look who's with her
Oh, my God!
Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
I can't believe you actually came
It's exciting, right?
Excuse me, I wanna say hello to Ram
I brought sparkling cider
Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip them out
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout
Hah!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Hi, Ram, I wasn't gonna come
But since you took the trouble to write that sweet note
What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal
There's no alcohol in this! Are you trying to poison me?
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang!
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
Big fun
We're up 'til dawn
Having some big fun
Big fun
So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
'Bout half the shit their children do
Why are they surprised?
Whenever we're unsupervised
It's big fun
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun
Big fun, woo!
