Treat beer bottles like sippy cups
Find your heart, true love's a slut
Pay me for another day
Tomorrow I promise I'll go away
I got all the time in the world
Half of my time on this world
The other half, living the dream
It's a good thing, because I can't sleep
My mom thinks I'm a drunk
My boss treats me like a minor
Make sure that I greet you out front
Hello there, I'm a part timer
Part timer
Part timer
What do you want when you grow up?
Cause I hope someday to grow up
Please ma'am I've got a degree
Can you let me get your coffee please?
Lost my job
Chasing pleasure
I'll work for free
For good measure
Life's not cheap
But living's priceless
Saving up for my
Quarter life crisis
Each day sure is a riddle
That must make me a one-liner
You can quit kidding yourself
Just for now, you're just a part timer
Part timer
Part timer
First Wal-Mart, then Home-Depot
Keep my shit from getting repo'd
Working for that minimum wage
Make sure that I get my rent paid
I want myself a new TV
Can't afford one, so I'll finance three
I'm working for those dollars and cents
At the cost of my dream's expense
Your benefits don't benefit me
I got crooked teeth, call the CPP
One thing that school didn't teach
Was how to live like a part timer
Part timer
Part timer