Joe Merk - Goober Anthem Lyrics

Step on my toes
Following where the wind blows
I got a tear on my clothes
Don't stare at my nose
Homie, I know it's so grody
But don't be rude. Leave it alone

Mama told me I shouldn't associate myself with bums
Little did she know, I was the dope fiend who would sell them drugs

I need a buck
Chyeah, I need the money to buy me a government Imma corrupt
So ride on my junk
Or go do your own thing alone in your home if I'm driving you nuts

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Pardon my manners.
I'm getting heated like Banner
Over some things that don't matter
Choking a fat bitch
Over a bite of a sandwich
That I told her she could have if

She would suck my dick but never did so now I'm flipping shit
This is it. I'm never gonna put myself through this again.

Cheese to the camera
I got your B's in my hand
You're lucky I'm a decent man 'cause
I could've spammed your friends and you fam
But instead Imma post it up on OnlyFans

Crushing your spirits
By busting a nut in your ear
Is it audible? Tell me you hear it
They cheer in the back
I'm lyrically wack
But I'm here for the rhythm and clearing the track

I don't even know if that made sense to you, but I don't care
I'm too f*cking high and now I'm starting to get kinda paranoid

Looking up into the void
Wasn't a bitch unemployed
Under a month ago
Yeah, but it wasn't my choice
I'm pulling the plug on you boys
I'm making noise

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Vitamin D
I give it out freely to freaks
Until they come crying to me
We're finally at peace
Oh, why am I lying
It's kinda like I have a lying disease

It's hard to put the drugs away 'cause I'm a f*cking junkie now
But I got the plugs and money, so I'm never running out

Steady supply
I'll look 'em dead in the eyes
Ready to buy any size
I tend to rely on the heavier side
So I'm generally high at any given time

Light up a match
Help me get this knife out my back
Help me decide on a path
Try to relax
I'm not the master by any means so my advice is a trap

Just send me to hell already. I'll end up there anyway
Jesus, take the wheel 'cause the devil's already in my brain

Bodily harm
Not tryna cause an alarm
This'll be part of my karma
I just want part of your arm
Then your insurance or you will give dough to Big Pharma

Pressure from peers
I'll live for seventy years
Ready for all of your ears
Check it out as, efficaciously, I hit the mark
And soon, I'll set the stage and be climbing up

Are we gonna die when aliens finally make their presence known
Why would we survive when our destructive ways have set the tone

Hannibal's limit was cannibalism
God dammit, I'm livid; I've had it to here
Reliving destiny; I know what's next
I folded symmetrically into this mess

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