Thank you for calling
There are no real people here
It doesn't matter
Which extension you press
We are just going to circulate
You around our horribly designed system
Until you eventually give up and hang up
See the truth is we don't actually care about your interests
We really just enjoy your
Passive subservience to our systems
Please enjoy the worst holding music you've ever heard
While we gaslight you into complying with our wishes
And siphon the fruit of your productive effort
Via for force and coercion
Thank You