Thank you, government
Thank you for all you do for me and my family
Thank you for showing up day in, day out
Making yourself known
Thank you for knowing what's better for me than I know for myself
Yeah
Hashtag blessed
The government loves you
It wants to see you thrive
Be the best that you can be
Climbin' every mountain
Livin' out your dreams
It doesn't want you enslaved
It wants you debt-free
It wants to tell you the truth
With no intention to deceive
It wants money backed by value
Not just value that's perceived
So you'll create wealth
For your kids you can leave
With trustworthy news
To put your faith in and believe
I ain't naive
I'm blessed, I swear
I've got free drugs
Free health
Free care
And free vaccines
So I'm always prepared
For an incoming scare
That's organic and fair
It wants my fam together
That's why we've got Netflix
We watch their movies
And get our fix
See how they end crime and
Manage conflicts
They can even tell the future
Look at all that they predict
Oh government
All mighty and wise
Doesn't matter what they say
You're perfect in my eyes
So grateful for your presence in my life
Your comforting embrace doth feel so nice
F*ck these conspiracy theorists
Don't question my gov
My love, my dearest
It's time to pipe down
You're showing too much spirit
Look at this earth
And all they gave us to inherit
I pay my taxes happily
Indoctrinate my family
Public education
Is our fabulous strategy
Transsexuality
From the age of 5
So my kids can meet reality
Then go on and thrive
Wear BLM shirts
The crowd knows our side
And change our profiles
Along with the times
We don't ever really want to
Own our minds
It's our government that keeps us alive
We are in this together
There is no I
We are in this together
There is no I
We are in this together
There is no I
For our ideology
We would rather die
Oh government
We remain in humble submission
To your domination and control
With eyes wide shut
You have our complete trust
Lead us faithfully
Wherever you must
We are in your service from morning to dusk
Government, oh gov
We love you so much