Your Dick Is Perfect Video (MV)

My dick is perfect
It's such a good fit
There's nothing wrong with it
I love my dick

My dick is perfect
So handsome and so small
Resting gently above my two perfect balls

You've been so self-conscious
You've been wandering off track
I'm here to help you get your groove back

'Cause your dick is perfect
Stop worrying about it
Not too thin or too thick
I love your dick

I have wondered if I'm normal
Do I measure up to other guys
Can I know they're being honest
When they tell me it's a pleasing size
All the growers and the showers
Is it weird to be uncircumcised
I don't think it really matters
F*ck anybody who would criticize

I know the movie you watched
Had a guy who was hung like Sasquatch
And now you feel like you're not pulling your weight
But your dick is perfect
Your dick is worth it
Don't doubt that you deserve it
You're doing great

It might not be that big
Or it might be enormous
Who really gives a shit if it does its job
Or even if it doesn't
If you've got some dysfunction
It don't make you less of a person to me

I have wondered if I'm normal
Do I measure up to other guys
Can I know they're being honest
When they tell me it's a pleasing size
All the growers and the showers
Is it weird to be uncircumcised
I don't think it really matters
F*ck anybody who would ostracize

Black dicks are perfect
White dicks are perfect
Gay dicks are perfect
Just as they are

Viagra dicks are perfect
Transgender dicks are perfect
Microscopic dicks are perfect
Just as they are

His dick is perfect
Her dick is perfect
All of our dicks are perfect
Just as they are

My dick is perfect
I love my dick