John Entwistle - Lady Killer Lyrics

Girls are a thing that have always mystified me

One thing I'll never understand

There's more of those girls than us boys

But they never seem to be at hand

Well, I decided I was gonna be a real lady killer

I was gonna get more than my share

So I went out hunting and soon found out

It's safer hunting grizzly bear.



So much for the lady killer

You never could

So much for the lady killer

You just ain't no good.



Let me tell you 'bout number one

She sure was fun

I met her at a dance it was my first romance,

I was a lucky son of a gun

We danced for a while then she flashed a smile

So I said let's take a walk outside

She said I don't think I'd better, here comes my fella

He had shoulders four feet wide.



So much for the lady killer

You haven't got a clue

So much for the lady killer

The ladies are killing you.



Well I was getting frustrated

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed

I got infuriated (down down)

Not even one girl on my telephone list.



So I went to Amsterdam and wham bam

I was caught out in the rain

I ran into a restaurant

My legs were crossed with the pain

I asked a waitress where the mens room was

But she didn't understand

So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face

I ended up on the witness stand.



So much for the lady killer

So juvenile

So much for the lady killer

You ain't got no style.



Well I was getting frustrated

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed

I got infuriated (down down)

Not even one girl on my telephone list.



So I went along to the doctor

I said, doctor is there something wrong with me?

He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough

Not as far as I can see

Oooh you're trying too hard, sit down and relax

I'll tell you what you gotta do

Thre ain't no sense in running after them

Well turn around and let them run after you.



So much for the lady killer

It wasn't meant to be

So much for the lady killer

You'd better run off to sea

There you can be a maneater, maneater

Queen bee baby

Queen bee baby.