Asian Buffet Video (MV)

Back in the day
Mom was kinda hot
But it's all you can eat
And she came here a lot
Yes she got into the habit
Now she can't get in the booth
We could blame it on the ice cream
And her sweet tooth
We're at the Asian Buffet
All the food on display
Delicious dishes
Piled up on our tray
A side of Wasabi
A hot pot of tea
Knives and forks for you
And chopsticks for me
We're at the Asian Buffet
All the food on display
Delicious dishes
Piled up on our tray
It's all you can eat
Our once a week treat
And today is the day
We're at the Asian Buffet
Little brother's four
He doesn't understand
That when we're at the buffet
He shouldn't use his hands
Plus he's got a runny nose
It's dripping down his chin
You should see their faces
When he just reaches in
We're at the Asian Buffet
Sister's tall and thin
She's got the skinny gene
She can eat all day
And still stay long and lean
But she likes to tease her friends
Doesn't care how much it hurts
Posting selfies to her socials
Of her with three desserts
We're at the Asian Buffet
All the food on display
Delicious dishes
Piled up on our tray
A side of Wasabi
A hot pot of tea
Knives and forks for you
And chopsticks for me
We're at the Asian Buffet
I've got a crush on the waitress
With the long black hair
I dream she is my princess
In a secret love affair
But when I say Hi how are you
Her pretty face turns red
She just smiles politely and
Nods her head
We're at the Asian Buffet
Dad's on doctor's orders
He's gotta lose some weight
He's so stressed out at work
With too much on his plate
Down at the shop they're awful mean
He don't get no respect
But here he is our hero
When he picks up the check
We're at the Asian Buffet
All the food on display
Delicious dishes
Piled up on our tray
A side of Wasabi
A hot pot of tea
Knives and forks for you
And chopsticks for me
We're at the Asian Buffet
Now here's our fortune cookies
Coming through the crowd
We'll take turns round the table
Reading them out loud
Gramma thanks her lord
For providing us this feast
Then puts her glasses on and reads
This wisdom from the East
Just as the heavens light the stars
So too the moon calls forth the tide
Wise are they who walk the earth
With their family at their side
Now we can barely move
Soon we'll be departing
We'll roll down all the windows
Cs' Grampa will be farting
He's gotten old and frail
He can't get a grip
He doesn't hear like we do so
So he just lets 'em rip
We're at the Asian Buffet
All the food on display
Delicious dishes
Piled up on our tray
A side of Wasabi
A hot pot of tea
Knives and forks for you
And chopsticks for me
We're at the Asian Buffet
All the food on display
Delicious dishes
Piled up on our tray
It's all you can eat
Our once a week treat
And today is the day
We're at the Asian Buffet
Today is the day
We're at the Asian Buffet
Let's eat!