I'M GONNA SIT ON THIS STOOL AND SHOOT TEQUILA AND LIME
IF I HAD THREE HANDS I'D ORDER THREE AT A TIME
I'M CUTTIN' THESE CHAINS FROM AROUND MY HEART
DON'T KNOW WHERE I'LL WIND UP
BUT THIS IS WHERE I'M GONNA START
I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY
I'M HITTIN' IT HARD UNTIL DAYLIGHT
I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY
WHEN I WAKE UP I WON'T REMEMBER TONIGHT
I'M GONNA SAMPLE EVERY BOTTLE FROM BEHIND THAT BAR
KEITH RICHARDS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS ROCK STAR
I'LL SURROUND MYSELF WITH TWO OR THREE LADIES
BY THE END OF THE NIGHT THEY'LL BE CALLING ME BABY
I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY
MIGHT BE WRONG BUT RIGHT NOW IT FEELS RIGHT
I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY
DON'T GET IN MY WAY OR THERE MIGHT BE A FIGHT
GOT A CAB ON CALL TO CHAUFFEUR ME AROUND
IF I COULD CLONE MYSELF I'D CLOSE THEM ALL DOWN
WE'LL BURN TWO TANKS OF GAS BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP
AND I'LL HAVE A HECK OF A BILL AT THE END OF THE MONTH
I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY
I'M HITTIN' IT HARD UNTIL DAYLIGHT
I AIN'T GOIN' DOWN EARLY OR EASY
WHEN I WAKE UP I WON'T REMEMBER TONIGHT