Well how did I wind up down here in Mexico?
Wearin' this serapi and this old sombrero
Who are all these strangers callin' me amigo?
Where'd I leave my pickup truck and where'd my paycheck go?
Oh, the last thing I remember I was in El Paso
She was saying Adios I've got to go
And I was begging Baby please I love you so
Then what happened after that, well god only knows
Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink
Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think
I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore
No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor
My clothes smell like nachos and Dos Equis beer
This softie mariachi's pounding in my ear
I still can't figure out just what I'm doing here
I wish could make myself just up and disappear
Oh, the place is really packed and it's a lively crowd
It ain't as big as Billy Bob's but it sure is loud
The waitress ain't real pretty but she's well endowed
She says we got engaged last night and shouldn't I be proud
Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink
Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think
I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore
No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor
Mi corazón está roto, my poor heart is broken
I've gone loco and I'm on the verge of tears
I don't want no margaritas, no brown eyed senoritas
And I sure as hell don't need another beer
Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink
Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think
I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore
No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor
No mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink
Me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think
I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore
No mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor
Oh no mas cerveza mucho gracias senor