Johnny B Dead - The Complexion Conundrum Lyrics

Got a zit on my forehead big as a mountain
It's got me feelin' insecure gotta find a fountain
Ain't no concealer gonna hide this monstrosity
Gotta take action and rid myself of this atrocity

Pimple poppin' is my favorite therapy
Squeezin' and ridin' my face of impurity
It's a weird obsession but it brings satisfaction
Grossing out bystanders but it's my strange attraction

Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop it right off my face (yeah)
Squirt! Squirt! Squirt! Clear that acne in haste (oh yeah)
No more pimples I'll be livin' blemish-free (baby)
Pop! Pop! Pop! That's the remedy for me

Midnight struck and there I was in front of the mirror
A zit spoke up yeah you heard right couldn't be clearer
"Please oh please" it cried "don't squeeze my life away
I'm more than just pus hear what I've got to say."

"I'm Zitty the Zit not just a spot but a friend
I know I'm unsightly but let's make amends.
Could teach you 'bout life from a pimple's perspective
Give me a chance let's be more reflective."

Talk! Talk! Talk! Conversations face to face (yeah)
Hear! Hear! Hear! Understanding embrace (oh yeah)
No more squeezing life's not just about being clean (baby)
Pop! Pop? No! We're breaking the acne routine

Pop! Pop? No! We're breaking the acne routine

There I stood shocked and confused.
To pop or not a friendship's fate was at stake.
Las Vegas lights flashed in my mind.
With Zitty by my side what a peculiar brigade.

Roll! Roll! Roll! We're hitting the road no looking back (yeah)
Bright! Bright! Bright! Las Vegas lights we're on track (oh yeah)
Together a boy and his zit embracing the quirky dream (baby)
Pop! Pop? No! We're a team shining supreme