I could write a love song if I could fall in love
But that part of me is broken so I just gave it up
I'll leave it to the kids with the stars in their eyes
Writing songs about their girlfriends for the very first times
Blah blah blah, whoa-oh no one cares
Blah blah blah, whoa-oh no one cares
Blah blah blah, whoa-oh no one cares, no one cares
I could sing another identical song and blame my ex girlfriends for everything that went wrong
And just like Taylor Swift you'd believe me
But I know it's my fault too and I don't have the heart to lie to you
And so I'm just going to shut my mouth and stay home
Blah blah blah woah-oh no one cares
Blah blah blah woah-oh no one cares
Blah blah blah woah-oh no one cares, no one cares
The world needs another white kid with a guitar
Like it needs another racist asshole cop
And so I spit these words like poison out into a world thats already suffering
Like anyone even gives a shit what I think
So if you want to write a love song then go ahead
But there is one thing I think you should know
You might catch a girls eye tonight, but tomorrow
You'll have to sing the same dumb songs when your thirty
Blah blah blah woah-oh no one cares
Blah blah blah woah-oh no one cares
Blah blah blah woah-oh no one cares, no one cares