[ Featuring Wei Kai ]
A little wind through his window
Through the crack, where his blues go
A little Dan on the inside
He knows it'll' be a long ride
By himself with nothing to say
He has just health and his wealth today.
Pulling over at the roadside
What a typical delivery guy
A sweet old lady lets him in
But later doesn't thank him
He's got a rollie but he's lost his light
Oh god, he don't deserve this plight
He makes a left and then he makes a right
And drives by his future wife, love of his life
But they don't meet until they're 35
Later in life, till then he drives
A little coffee to pick him up
In a black little keep cup
He overtakes an orange van
Kids call him the Tesco man
He's got a route and he has the way
Or at least that's what his manager says
