I met him at a picnic
He'd eaten all the biscuits
Then he went and bought some more
And then he ate them all
He said, "I have some advice for you
And I know you didn't ask"
"But this could be really nice for you
It's just a simple little task"
It's everything I want, it's everything I need
There's nothing better than a bed with fresh clean sheets
There's nothing better than the sleep you get the first night
I change my sheets every day (Because it feels so right)
I said, "You're standing pretty close to me
And also, by the way"
"I couldn't help noticing a distinct lack of biscuits about your person
Even though you just went to the shop to get some more"
He said "I don't know where they are"
"I don't know where they are"
"I just don't know where they are"
"I don't know where they are"
"I just don't know where they are, but let me tell you something, buddy, let me tell you something"
It's everything I want, it's everything I need
There's nothing better than a bed with fresh clean sheets
There's nothing better than the sleep you get the first night
I change my sheets every day (Because it feels so right)
It feels so right
It feels so right
It just feels so right
It just feels so right
It feels so right
It feels so right
I said it feels so right
It just feels so right, you know?
It's everything I want, it's everything I need
There's nothing better than a bed with fresh clean sheets
There's nothing better than the sleep you get the first night
I change my sheets every day (Because it feels so right)
It feels so right