Jonah Myers - Project Manager Lyrics

We're expanding dynamic deliverables
Delivering leading edge advisers
We've established frictionless institutions
With reverse mergers and cutting edge methodologies

I'm the project manager
But I've never managed a project
And everyone knows we're doing nothing
Nothing at all

You'd think there could be nothing better than this
(I get paid to pretend I'm working)
I can't believe my life's turned into this

"Please, could you file these reports?"
"Could you please file some reports for me?"
"I need you to send me this urgent email that I will forward to you now."
"Could you read me this document?"
"Workplace policy prohibits more than eight seconds of eye contact. At any given time"

I'm the project manager
But I've never managed a project
And everyone knows we're doing nothing
Nothing at all

Woo