Jonah Myers - TO-DON'T LIST Lyrics

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I've got a microphone

I got bills to pay
Then I paid them all
I got no more bills
So I'm unsure of what to do next

Whoa
I've fulfilled all of my administrative requirements
Whoa
And I'm no longer capable of doing meaningful work
(I'm just a menial jerk)

I emailed that guy
About that event
And
Oh, what's happening. What's going on

Well that was an interesting internal experience
Let's, ahh, we should do this every day, I think

I bet there will be, a guitar solo soon
That's what I think will happen
I'm just calling it, right now

Oh, wow, that's really awkward
Did you speed this up?
Did you, like, record this at a slower speed
And then speed up the audio so it sounds like you're a better guitar player than you actually are? Wow

Whoa
I've fulfilled all of my administrative requirements
Whoa
And I'm no longer capable of doing meaningful work
(I'm just a menial jerk)

Woooo!
Yeah! Hit those chords. Hit the right
Oh. These aren't the right chords
What's going on, guys. What's going on here?