I could've been another young tragedy
Never slapped five with the bros so fraternity
Never spent a night with a ho so sorority
Surrounded by the 1% there must be something wrong with me
Told me to earn that degree
So I could say my life actually counted for something I majored in nothing but some major problems
With a minor in self-destructive tendencies gone wrong
Top of my class in living so hopeless
But never high enough to snort coke with the Dean's List
Never cool enough to let Adderall write this
Fly like an ostrich, aka flightless
Bite this, wife this, Facebook like this
I might just ignite this track with a vengeance
Beat me down and I'll strike back like the Empire
Set the whole suburban upper middle class on fire
So what did I do there? I wrote a thesis
Took recurring nightmares and gave them a purpose
So while y'all were going out to mixers and hooking up
I was on the mixer in the studio cooking up
A musical middle finger to all that you call yours
A rich kid drowning out his problems in warm Coors
Tried to keep me there, but dammit I need more
Than a GPA to tell me what life's worth living for
So this goes out to every quiet Asian kid
Without a role model or a place to fit in
Who recognize that it's time to break this
This is the Senior Thesis
This is the Senior Thesis
This is the Senior Thesis