Just as whiskey is a sure cure for a heartache
And so a good fight is a sure cure for the blues
Might not be thinking that way later in a puddle of blood and vomit
But whatever, what the f*ck I've got to lose
Who's up for walking around and swinging punches
At random strangers just to see who fights us back
We might gain a couple scars and it might cost a couple teeth
But it's always worth the story looking back
The best things in life might be free
But the best things in life make you bleed
Just got my paycheque from the Navy
Like every sailormoutmon leave I hit the booze
I'll wake up in the morningnin a puddle of blood and vomit
But I can't think of anything else to do