I just met her that morning
She came with the whiskey
I'm going into town this morning
I guess she's coming with me
I'm all cashed up this morning
She's going to help me shop
She says the liquor store is the best place to start and she'll never tell me when to stop
Wandering around town all morning looki g for some weed
She says 'now that it's afternoon I think my guy is up, how much do you need?'
'Oh f*ck, $20 a gram?' she says 'I know, where I'm from it's $30' I said 'where I'm from it's 10'
She says 'I want to go where you live, then'
She says 'do you have a rubber?' I said 'no' she says 'I think it'll be alright
And by the way, what's your favorite song for whistling at the northern lights?'
Stoned and drunk and f*cking in the forest on a summers day
Watch out for the mosquitos up here, they've got diseases
That's what this woman said to me
Before she wrapped herself around
Watch out for the women up here, they've got diseases
That's what my uncle said to me
You know, he's smart like a tree, and trees don't need to know much
That's why they live longer than guys like me
Watch out for the mosquitos up here, they've got diseases
And watch out for the women up here, cause you'll be
Stoned and drunk and f*cking in the forest on a summers day
By the way, what's your favorite song for whistling at the northern lights?
Would you whistle it while kissing me, scratch my mosquito bites
And by the way, what's your favorite song for whistling at the northern lights