[ Featuring Hans Conried, Bill Thompson ]
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
So, try the life of a thief
Just sample the life of a crook
There isn't a boy
Who won't enjoy
A-workin' for captain hook
The world's most famous crook
As a special offer for today
I'll tell you what I'll do
All those who sign without delay
Will get a free tattoo
Why, it's like money in the bank
C'mon, join up, and I'll be frank
Unless you do, you'll walk the plank
The choice is up to you
(The choice is up to you)
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
You'll love the life of a thief
You'll relish the life of a crook
There's barrels of fun enough for ev'ryone
And you'll get treasures by the ton
So come and sign the book
Join up with captain hook
