Jukeclock 500 - Taylor Lyrics

Beyond your wildest dreams
Where nothing's as it seems
Don't save this for later
Gotta go see Taylor
He's on the silver screen
If you know what I mean
He's the human savior
You gotta see Taylor
Coming down from the sky
Don't know to what or why
Three space invaders
Two fellows and Taylor
After a walk in the sun
The gorillas come
Dodge meet his creator
They hurt Landon and Taylor
Oh I can feel his rage
They put him in a cage
He's gonna be castrated
Don't sterilize Taylor
The road is long
There's sequels yet to come
Never mind the Planet of the Babes
It ain't got real chimps
It ain't got real apes
It's not a nice surprise
Landon's lobotomized
The stinking speech is my flavor
There's only one Taylor
Orangutan denial
When being put on trial
He's gonna need a big favor
Will the chimps help Taylor?
In the forbidden zone
Water sand and stone
It's a darn big crater
There's Nova and Taylor
Didn't expect to see
Statue of Liberty
Jaw dropped like a gator
Damn you, said Taylor
Damn you, said Taylor
Damn you, said Taylor
Jaw dropped like a gator
Damn you, said Taylor