You'll tell your jokes but she won't get it right away
And all your drives will be silent won't know what to say
When you ask what she thinks about climate change
She won't have anything but clouds all up in her brain
But she's pretty and cool and she's blonde
Just like me with tattoos oh my god
She'll last maybe two weeks before you you cut her off
You'll picture me instead
When there's a new girl in your bed
Yeah you can just pretend
I'm not the one thing in your head
When you bring her out to dinner to meet all the guys
She won't fit in like I did to nobody's surprise
You'll get annoyed by her voice but you won't get why
You'll keep searching but it's me that you can't seem to find
But she's pretty and cool and she's blonde
Just like me with tattoos oh my god
You'll go for look-a-likes but they won't get you off
You'll picture me instead
When there's a new girl in your bed
Yeah you can just pretend
I'm not the one thing in your head
The thought of me is turning you on
Oh yeah I'm hitting the spot
Second best ain't gonna get you to the end
You can picture me instead
You're crawling on your knees and
You're begging and you're pleading
Cause these girls can't ever give you what you're needing
You'll picture me instead
When there's a new girl in your bed
Yeah you can just pretend
I'm not the one thing in your head
The thought of me is turning you on
Oh yeah I'm hitting the spot
Second best ain't gonna get you to the end
You can picture me instead