Bro I'm hoping that you don't kill me
By the time that you hear this song
Or even after
But I wanted to write about this situation
Cuz it's honestly pretty funny
I never learned to take my time
Always acting crazy or a little shady
Then I put it in a rhyme
Slap it on a beat then blast it on the speakers
Every time I meet another's eyes
Playin with these haters never be ashamed but
I get sad when you go say goodbye hm
I could be your hot choc mellow on the top but
Warm enough to give a good time
Truth is I am crushing
Sometimes got me blushing
Yet her brother never would comply
What's gonna suck is if your bro ends up hating me
Because we're best friends and I will be a dead man walking
Yeah I am a dead man dead man what do I do
When my heart's on a string and I am crushing on you
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed nah
Never really thought it through
Yeah I am a dead man dead man what do I do
When my heart's on a string and I'm crushing on you
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through
Bro I'm really sorry
Situation's got me
In a maze that I cannot escape
Hit me with a mug shot
Arrested on the spot cuz
I just wanna take her on a date
Here we go again I am stuck in my own denial
This resuscitation on my heart a new revival
Feel like Imma faint get a nurse to check all my vitals
But I'm kinda thinking it over again
What's gonna suck is if your bro ends up hating me
Because we're best friends and I will be a dead man walking
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend's sister too good to be true
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend's sister too good to be true
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through
Placid ballad
Restin' in peace
I carved my casket plastic
Girl got me sleep you caught me napping
Fillin' up the air with all these gases
This ain't a habit but a passion
Fasten up cuz it's overdrive and he's added
Magic I am the rabbit inside his hat how classic
Damn taking a step too far
Waking up I'm probably seeing stars
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend's sister too good to be true
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man what do I do
When my best friend's sister too good to be true
Yeah I'm a dead man dead man boy am I screwed
Never really thought it through
I'm sorry
Uhm
This is a joke
This is all a joke
This song's a joke
Uh
Just please don't kill me