Kelly - Where Do You Think You're Going In That? (Kelly's Mom) Lyrics

Ohhh, what a day it's been
Lets read my pamphlet here
What Would Jesus Do?
For ages 55 and older
number 1
love thy neighbor
love thy neighbor as thyself
thank you god
thank you for this...
OH NO
Excuse me
Where do you think you're going in that?
you're gonna march right upstairs, that's what you're gonna do.
march it!
is that a tattoo?
tattoos are from the devil.
tattoos are from the devil.
the devil
you're gonna march right up...wait...
im so flustered
you're gonna march it woman
march march march
and change your clothes
is that a tattoo?
tattoos are from the devil.
you dont even know chinese
why are you wearing that?
you're watching too much of the HBO
too much HBO
Jesus Christ on a crunch
if you go out looking like that
they are gonna think your a street walker
a walker in the night
they are gonna wanna pay you for looking like that
its wrong and its unclean
you need to change that missy
boys just want to get in your tu-tu
boys just want to get in your tu-tu
I thought I told you that
they want in your tu-tu
now you march upstairs and you cover up that tu-tu
they're gonna think your a transvestite
we're gonna be on Montel Williams for cry eye
you better cover it up missy
i dont want to be on Montel
Your gonna, your gonna be pregnant
and that means Im gonna be a grandmother
and you know what, that will be the seed of the devil
they want in your tu-tu
they want in your tu-tu
the devil


[Thanks to boycrazyinidaho1 for these lyrics]