Kirsty MacColl - In these shoes? Lyrics

I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
He said ";Let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars on a big hard rock";
I said ";In these shoes?
I don't think so";
I said ";Honey, let's do it here.";

So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He said ";I've got as powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place, we can get there for the break of day.";
I said ";In these shoes?
No way, Jose";
I said ";Honey, let's stay right here.";

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar la caballo
(I don't want to go; I can't mount the horse)
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo
(How can I dance? It's a scandal)

Then I met an Englishman
";Oh"; he said
";Won't you walk up and down my spine,
It makes me feel strangely alive.";
I said ";In these shoes?
I doubt you'd survive.";
I said ";Honey, let's do it.
Let's stay right here.";

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo
(I don't want to go; I can't mount the horse)
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo
(How can I dance? It's a scandal)