Jingle bells bitch, Jingle bells (ring!)
I'm real skinny hoe santa is fat
I'm a greedy ass bitch where the f*ckin' money at? (where?)
I ain't call it christmas hoe I call it XMAS
I ain't call it XMAS bitch I call it Giftmas
Ain't nobody give a f*ck bout yuletide carols
All these bitches want is the dinero (dinero)
Merry Giftmas (yuh) Merry Giftmas
You better give me something good or you gon get hit (yuh!)
Drinkin' hot chocolate by the fireplace
All these bitches really askin to get maced
All these bitches really askin to catch these hands
Man pull out that phone while I pull down his pants (ooh!)
Slayin' all these hoes with one-liners
Kiri said he really into hard-liners (gay)
I'ma need you ugly bitches to face-front
Your fave ain't never gonna be in the forefront (nope!)
Wrap these hoes up with a pretty little bow
Blast these f*ckers heads off with one damn blow
If I catch a bitch talkin shit (talkin shit)
I'ma beat her ass with a clothes-dryer
Sip this tea, unwrapping gifts, tis the season, to f*ck up shit
All these hoes real mad at me, but I won't give them my energy! (no)
Monster ball, what baddies do, f*ck that hoe, I'm out of school
Listen to this message, I already did what you bitches do
So leave it to the pros, or continue to act a fool (woo!)