Can You Cope With Mr Mope?
Can you cope with Mr Mope?
Going out but never out going
He'll be fashionably late
You'll be fashionably fashionable
He's a little bit worried
That his words will only touch his lips
And when they're not sitting still
He spells no y, e, yes
And in the crackpot jackpot elevator we all act a fool
Here comes the bastard now, here comes the bastard now
He says he's gonna run while he can
Still hold scissors in his hands, still hold scissors in his hands
Can you cope with Mr Mope?
Praying that the party plays its part
Fills the room with bricks of tension
Heart stops if he gets a mention
He's a little bit worried
That his words will only touch his lips
And when they're not sitting still
He spells no y, e, yes
And in the crackpot jackpot elevator we all act a fool
Here comes the bastard now, here comes the bastard now
He says he's gonna run while he can
Still hold scissors in his hands, still hold scissors in his hands
Mr Mope, Mr Mope
Mr Mope the inspirational song kicked in a little late
Mr Mope spat out the gum and got it stuck on his show
Only been caught once, it was well and truly caught though
What to do
And in the crack-pot jackpot elevator we all act a fool
Here comes the bastard now, here comes the bastard now
He says he's gonna run while he can
Still hold scissors in his hands, still hold scissors in his hands