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Hey, Jimmy, where you going?

I don't know where I'm going

My dad died, and uh, he left me his degrees

My mom would always say, "Dad, why don't you work?"

But he just kept learning

All the other kids parents were working and saving up money for school

And I was actually in school all while my dad was in school

He even, he was so greedy with degrees, he took my degree

And now I'm just glad he left me these

Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have

These are documented

My father left them to me

And I'm gonna leave them to my kids

I'm gonna learn too

I'm gonna get super smart, so I too can die without money

But I'll be the smartest dead guy

Who has that?