Kapow! - Bald and Beautiful Lyrics

I welcome all the bowling balls
Present in the room
I'll tell you all the legend that
Is leading to your doom
We'll blow your caps and the hats off
To free those shiny tops
Well there's no way that you can
Now save those dwindling crops
If you're hoping they'll grow back
Let me tell you a fact
Statistically, hereditary male pattern baldness is more commonly inherited from the mother's side of the family
So stop hating your dad
Get your fists up in the air
Pull on your remaining hair
It is okay if you curse
Or think of something even worse
Let out the hatred for the diabolical hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
The fear of receding hairline
You've tried all of the remedies
That they advertised
From shampoos to lotions
That one thing from that guy
It's so cold and it's so breezy
As your hair disappears
The mirrors are scary
They fill you with fear
But don't let it get you down
Here's a fact that I have found
Study by the University of Pennsylvania says
Bald Men Are More Dominant And Attractive
But you still look so round
Get your fists up in the air
Pull on your remaining hair
It is okay if you curse
Or think of something even worse
Let out the hatred for the diabolical hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
The fear of receding hairline
So embrace your baldness
Wear it with pride
You got your wit and your wig
And charm by your side
And if you're feeling low
Remember this line
It's not the hair on your head
But what's inside
What's inside? What's inside?
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Diabolical
Hair follicle
Aaah! My pinky toe!