It's the truly exceptional Jan the man
Up behind the microphone stand
And like f*ck do I give a f*cking damn
About my supposed sicko rap brand
F*ck knows how high I am
See I'll get as high as I can
When up my nose I bang up the old chang
Later my ass will proper hang
But do I give a f*ck
Like f*ck, I wanna get f*cked out me nut
And make the best raps up
While getting my dick f*cking sucked
By some big titted bitch
It's the best way to do ya shit
Rapping and getting licks
While necking back the strong spirits
It's cos I'm pissed artist see
Cos when pissed I rhyme more fluently
Booze inspires the poet in me
So most the time pissed I be
See this be Jan the man
On the microphone stand
And I don't give a f*cking damn
When playing my f*cking jam
Who's the man
Jan's the man
I don't give a f*cking damn
So just f*ck off now man
Hold on tight cos Jan the man is on the mic
And like f*ck do I give a f*cking shite
F*ck off my tongue I'm gonna f*cking bite
So sue me then for being impolite
Whatever I do it's seen as not right
Whatever I say it's seen as not bright
Probably cos what I say comes from spite
F*ck you I'll say what the f*ck I f*cking like
Tough shit if that makes you uncomfortable
Do you think I could care f*ck all
My concern for this is very little
So sit on my middle finger and swivel
I can't be f*cked with ya f*cking quibble
I'm knocking me back a f*cking skin full
And as long as my shits still functional
I'll be giving it some bitch that be f*ckable
Well ain't I just a dirty S. O. B
That touches up every pretty girlie
So call me well pervie
It's not like I give a f*ck remotely
Still this is Jan the man
On the microphone stand
Still not giving a f*cking damn
When playing my f*cking jam
Who's the man
Jan's the man
I don't give a f*cking damn
So just f*ck off now man
The mic is Jan the man's now
And you ain't ever heard a tongue so foul
Is that why my shit on the radio they won't allow
My shits seen inappropriate somehow
It makes you raise an eyebrow
When I fire a warning shot across ya bow
As again we enter into another row
Why don't you just throw in the f*cking towel
Cos my rapping has got you on the ropes
As controversy it provokes
You can't see how society copes
It won't be long till it won't though folks
Cos Jan the man shall not refrain
From giving you my sick rap again and again
You don't like how I go against the grain
As along the way every other f*cker I'll blame
Well that's me being me
I won't take responsibility
I'm too busy dropping xtc
Getting f*cked out me f*cking tree
You're listening to Jan the man
On the microphone stand
Saying, f*ck you I don't give a f*cking damn
I'll keep playing my f*cking jam
Who's the man
Jan's the man
I don't give a f*cking damn
So just f*ck off now man