There's a beetle on a bike and it's got no chance in hell
Got my straightjacket on and I'm picking up a burning smell
Got a seeing eyeball and a cauldron of gasoline
It seems I have discovered something like a buzzard sitting where my head should be
Aaaaahhhhhh
Small puppet figures as white as cocaine screaming whispers in your ear
Doesn't it sound like you're sure to have fun? In the world of the crazy there's nowhere to run
Ohhh, come join the show
These oversized insects find their way under my skin
But they say they won't bite so I guess I'll just let them in
I know you're not real but mmm you're a good-looking boy
Wrapping you in paper, saving you for later, sure to be my favorite toy
Aaaaahhhhhhhh
Small puppet figures as white as cocaine screaming whispers in your ear
Doesn't it sound like you're sure to have fun? In the world of the crazy there's nowhere to run
Ohhh, come join the show
Hallucinations are marvelous things
They dance and they prance, oh how pretty they sing!
The price of admission? Just half of your mind.
It's only a piece, I'm sure you'll be fine
Come join the show